Blerph 

'You're kidding!' 'The asshole!' Used when told of undesirable news of a friend

"He hasn't spoken to me in a week..."
"Blerph!"

Blerph by Mad Meeper October 15, 2003

Blorphans 

A way to get rid of over population by putting all orphans in a blimp like zeplin and let then live in the blimp with only 30 packets of ramen noodles most may have to cannibalize to survive. The blimp will have 4 factions including beef, chicken, pork, and roast chicken each faction has 5 packets of ramen noodles guarded by the faction leaders which will most likely be around the age of 16 to 20 however all of the orphans will be no older than 9 so if they want to eat and get the ramen noodles they will have to work together to create an army(which will most likely not be enough anyway) and the rest of the ramen packets are scattered around the blimp. The size of the blimp would be about the size of a superbowl stadium/ football stadium. Each faction leader has a second phase to a fight in which they are not allowed to use unless they are in a dire situation and about to lose to the blorphans(blimp orphans) an example of this is the beef faction leader whose second phase is to pull out to sturdy metal pipes and start using spinning attacks on said orphans. That is the braindead definition of blorphans I may post more idk yet and I also haven't spoke of sporphans yet either which will be an amazing definition to talk about

Hey chicken faction leader the blorphans have decided to band together and try to take down the beef faction and yours, do you want to team together and whoop some blorphan ass?

Blorphans by .65% shaggy power March 28, 2019

blergh

The phonetic spelling of the sound of disgust or being fed up.

"blergh MORE coursework"

blergh by Arsenic_man March 30, 2004

blergh

a combination of the words: blah, argh, and ugh
can mean a variety of things including bored, dissatisfied, unhappy, angry...etc...

Internet Conversation:
Person 1: Hey, What's up?
Person 2: Nothing much... Todays a really really boring day!
Person 1: BLERGH
Person 2: Yup. I think that sums it it all up.

blergh by Harryismyhomedog October 16, 2008

Beerphones 

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

Beerphones by Barb E. January 13, 2008

Blarphing 

When your getting a blow job and you get so relaxed that you accidentally fart in her mouth.

Dude she was giving me such good head I kept Blarphing in her mouth.

Blarphing by HonkeyDonkeyDoo May 22, 2017

bleuphoria 

The feeling you get after time near the water boating, surfing , beaching, Wind Surfing, etc. A feeling of utter happiness, relaxation and peace. A euphoric feeling associated with water. Blue Minds prone to these feelings

After a day of wind surfing she relaxed with a feeling of bleuphoria

bleuphoria by ACPhoto May 21, 2018