Beerphones 

The effect of beer or any other alcoholic beverage to slow down brain fuction enough to convince a person that the song they are listening to (initially condidered to be crap) is actually moderately enjoyable. The effects usually continue to progress further by the person becoming convinced they can dance to the music, and thus finally resulting in the consumer screaming out onto the dance floor and expressing in a drunken slurr that... "Dude, this song F*$5KING ROCKS!"

Cousin to the beergoggles

After having a few drinks, JR began tapping his foot to the musical catastrophe of Pittsburgh Slim. The beerphones had just set in.

Beerphones by Barb E. January 13, 2008

Beermones 

hormones that are activated when you drink beer. May cause extreme horniness, depression, 'truth-serum', or etc.

Girl: Hey, I saw you making out with a dude last night.
Boy: I really can't remember...
Girl: You cried and told him you loved him.
Boy: Damn beermones.

Beermones by Cally B April 7, 2011

Beer-Phones 

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.

A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.

Beer-Phones by JWSTigre April 18, 2010

Beer phones 

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.

At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.

Beer phones by retrohgmr March 3, 2010

Bedphones 

Headphones you only wear in bed

My fucking cleaning lady moved my bedphones from my bed to my desk and it took me for fucking ever to find them

Bedphones by Cruiiise November 8, 2012

Beephoneingoramous

When you're chatting away to your best friend and she suddenly whips out her phone and starts to message other people and says the words she's typing while at the same ignoring everything you are saying to her!

You just Beephoneingoramoused me there, didn't you?

Beephoneingoramous by BrowtonBob April 28, 2022