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@_blemon on twitter, this guy fucks
"yo waddup blemon"
blemon by xXpussyXslayerXx May 7, 2018
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Noun: When you vomit in a woman’s vaginal cavity and proceed to penially penetrate.
Person 1: Why is Janelle so stinky today?
Person 2: Ah man, you wouldn’t believe it; I gave her a blemon

Person 1: You dirty dog
Blemon by ChaBoiX March 14, 2022
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belmont karen

A word used to describe a male who is acting as a karen.
Hey Jimmy, did you hear about the customer who complained about his 5 year old Robo-Mower being broken and wanting a replacement? Man he was acting as a real belmont karen!
Beautiful little village area at the southern end of the town of Sutton in outer London/north Surrey. Belmont has its own small railway station, while Sutton's mainline station is only a mile north. There are several restaurants in the main village street, and the residential roads off contain character houses from the Victorian and Edwardian eras.
People who live in Belmont are lucky. I wish I lived there.
Belmont by .l May 5, 2014
Bleon. bleon. That was the intelligent guy from the class. From other people, I know that he is Albanian and never actually practices for tests. It is an Albanian name. He is really very proud of his country. Patriotism is at the top of his list.
"Bleon can you say me something important from the 2nd World War?"
"Ah, before that, Albania became dependent. That's actually the most important thing"
Bleon by WhatDoYouWantToSayMan January 8, 2019
She is smart, sexy, cute.A Blerona will try to make everything better when things are down. Blerona wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her but she will try to still love that one person. Blerona will never let someone give up. She has a heart full of gold. She can also be quite shy until she gets to know you then she is bright as a star. She finds the beauty in everything.If you are ever so lucky to meet a Blerona or have one in your life never let go of her she will be the best friend you can have and she will have your back through some crazy shit, you'll never have to fight any kind of battle alone cause she will always be there when you need her.
Blerona ,the greatest girl in whole world.
Damn i'm so happy for Blerona.
Blerona by Haana December 11, 2016
Bleona is a beautiful name, it comes from Albania what i hear of it. I have a friend called Bleona. If you meet a Bleona, she’s so beautiful, kind, very hot, trustworthy, sweet, honest, cute, but she doesn’t give a damn about anybody, she’s the hottest. Bleona has the hottest body, she is the glute queen too. When girls see Bleona they want to cry so bad such they want to kill themselves because they can’t look like her sadly. Guys also would die to have a girl like Bleona.
Guy #1: Broo, look at that chick, i wish my girl would look like that.
Guy #2: Damnnn bro, she’s fire, she must be a Bleona
Bleona by Maria Luisi Ta Krisi April 13, 2020
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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