Blelmet

Basically a bloody helmet.

Jan: Sup dude what you get up to last night?
Brian: I got some girl so hard I ended up with a blelmet!
Jan: Rock on!

by Nazuro January 27, 2009

belmet

Belmet is a cross between a helmet and a bellend.

That Kev is a complete belmet

by Bernie Blunt November 30, 2004

blelete

(Instant messenger terminology): To simultaneously Block and Delete someone.

She wouldn't shut the hell up about her boring little life, so i had to blelete the bitch!

by qikz January 18, 2006

bellmet

One Of those Cycling helmets that look like bellends

On The Tour De France They All Wear Bellmets

by Jon Morrell August 7, 2005

belmet

Quite simply a cross between a bell end and a helmet.

.....Ooh, I caught my belmet on the fence as I hopped nakedly through next doors garden.

by Bulbatross January 4, 2008

Belmet

When someone is both a Bell End and a Helmet the are a Belmet

Look at that tosser in his muscle vest and his nipples on show,,,, what a complete Belmet

by Ginger Legend June 30, 2021

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 5, 2012