Essex

essex is da tits ov england
essex rules
i no its totally tits!!
by bert September 24, 2003
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melonite

See wordGeeword
by Bert March 26, 2003
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killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals
Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head
by bert February 16, 2004
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blacken

what you call a white girl after she has had sex with a black man
hillary has been blacken, leroy fcuk her the other night
by bert January 05, 2005
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chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.
"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"
by Bert November 28, 2004
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Asseater

One who Craves eating a dirty stinky hole and the shit that comes from it.
by Bert December 11, 2003
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FA

i am a lazy cunt and i have done sweet fa all day
by bert March 11, 2005
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