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Belmet is a cross between a helmet and a bellend.
That Kev is a complete belmet
belmet by Bernie Blunt November 30, 2004
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Quite simply a cross between a bell end and a helmet.
.....Ooh, I caught my belmet on the fence as I hopped nakedly through next doors garden.
belmet by Bulbatross January 4, 2008
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When someone is both a Bell End and a Helmet the are a Belmet
Look at that tosser in his muscle vest and his nipples on show,,,, what a complete Belmet
Belmet by Ginger Legend June 30, 2021
A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren
School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave
Belmet by BErt July 5, 2012
A Helmet designed for your boob. Usually plural as most people have 2 boobs.
Girl #1: My boobs aren't adequately protected :(

Girl #2: WEAR BELMETS AND ULL LOOK COOL WHILE RECEIVING ULTIMATE PROTECTION :)

Girl #1: gee thanks! my life is now complete!
Belmet by CoinedByS&J June 28, 2010
Bermet is a girl’s name. Which means “pearl”.
Bermet is very kindhearted girl.
Bermet by Becky Gr April 16, 2020
is a girl's name, she is extremely attractive and sexy. She is kind and loves cooking. It means "pearl", because this gurl is a PEARL of people's life, nevah lose it.
Bermet is frustrated.
Bermet by peachdaysalsa November 21, 2021
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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