belmet

Belmet is a cross between a helmet and a bellend.

That Kev is a complete belmet

by Bernie Blunt November 30, 2004

belmet

Quite simply a cross between a bell end and a helmet.

.....Ooh, I caught my belmet on the fence as I hopped nakedly through next doors garden.

by Bulbatross January 4, 2008

Belmet

When someone is both a Bell End and a Helmet the are a Belmet

Look at that tosser in his muscle vest and his nipples on show,,,, what a complete Belmet

by Ginger Legend June 30, 2021

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 5, 2012

Belmet

A Helmet designed for your boob. Usually plural as most people have 2 boobs.

Girl #1: My boobs aren't adequately protected :(

Girl #2: WEAR BELMETS AND ULL LOOK COOL WHILE RECEIVING ULTIMATE PROTECTION :)

Girl #1: gee thanks! my life is now complete!

by CoinedByS&J June 28, 2010