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Blazing Saddles 

While fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your dick and make the bitch ride your cock.
I took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles.

Blazing Saddles 

Denotes extreme and unbearable heat. As in, the type of heat only found within the southern recesses of Hades.
You: Dog, its like 90 degrees!
Me: It Blazing Saddles!
Blazing Saddles by MaZe February 12, 2004

Blazing Saddle Bag 

While the male partner engages in intercourse doggy style with the female partner, the male partner's scrotum, covered in icy-hot pain reliever, smacks the vagina of the female partner repeatedly, causing a "blazing sensation"
"With the sudden change in temperatures, Sara had a screaming orgasm when she was hit up with the blazing saddle bag"
Blazing Saddle Bag by P Town May 1, 2006

Blazing Saddle 

Sexual position wherein a woman rides a man reverse cowgirl while he takes a dump on the toilet.
Tommy thought that he liked blumpkins, but when Suzie upgraded him to a Blazing Saddle, he found his new favorite position.
Blazing Saddle by pattenhere April 16, 2010

Blazing Saddle 

When you are hitting her in cow girl position, but her pussy is so hairy that your dick gets a carpet burn
Me and Mackenzie were getting it on last night, but she gave me a blazing saddle.
Blazing Saddle by Baconman20 December 11, 2017

Blazin' Saddle 

A burning sensation, residual effects often lasting 3-5 minutes, caused by the properties of a shit being either gargantuan in size, spicy in content or both. The consequential result displaying characteristics reminiscent of early American cowboys' bow legged walking style due to long periods of horseback riding.
"I'd help you move the couch if it wasn't for that Blazin' Saddle..."

"Heroin overdose, black market kidney removal and Blazin' Saddle are the only reasons to take a cold bath."
Blazin' Saddle by Lane Train January 29, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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