I'm on a date
And I like this girl so much
But
She's too cool
She told me she liked me but she's guarded
What the fuck does that mean?
And I like this girl so much
But
She's too cool
She told me she liked me but she's guarded
What the fuck does that mean?
by drunkpunk222 March 13, 2016
by Riften Guard February 5, 2012
the part of a sword thats above the hilt and below the blade that prevents other swords fom hitting your fingers.
by ykcir00222 November 9, 2009
The hand a male puts behind his penis when taking a piss so as not to get any urine on ones garments.
by meerkatman January 17, 2012
A position in BJJ, Judo, or MMA that allows for the guy on the bottom to possibly win the fight via. choke or submission. although BJJ guys will want to kill me for this it is the missionary position!
by NDNguitarguy September 2, 2012
n. An ice-curling term for a granite stone large enough to prevent opposition rocks from hacking into the button. Traditionally a guard is pushed into the house in the later stages of the draw to sweep a tie.
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Nice guard placement. I can almost taste the tankard coffee!
Yeah! We will be totally briaring this week-end.
Yeah! We will be totally briaring this week-end.
by gnostic1 February 4, 2012
The bottom position in a Mixed Martial Arts fight or a Jujitsu/Grappling match. The fighter performing the guard position is on their back with the attacking fighter between their legs. From this position, the guard fighter will try to prevent the fighter on top from attacking, tightly locking their legs behind the attacking fighter's back. The fighter performing the guard attempts to neutral the movement of the fighter on top in order to either escape the bottom position or to perform a submission from guard to win the match. A fighter can end up in guard position by either being taken down, being reversed, or purposely pulling their opponent into the guard in order to get the fight to the ground.
At Pride Fighting Championships' Pride Shockwave 2006, Japanese Mixed Martial Artist and Jujitsu Black Belt, Shinya Aoki, submitted Norwegian Mixed Martial Artist Joachim Hansen with a gogoplata choke from his guard.
by Papi Chulo Judan July 31, 2011