Blauren

Term used to describe the bond between Brendan and Lauren. The perfect couple. Like Adam and Eve the universe could not exist without the connection they have. Like the moon and the sun, without each other there could only be darkness. Not to be mistaken or compared with lesser couples such as Brangelina.

OMG it's Blauren.

I wish we could be as cool as Blauren

by Blauren January 3, 2013

Blauren

4 litres of cheap value cider under the price of £2 per bottle.

"Oh my god! I can't believe you drank two blaurens last night and were still standing"

by motionsociety January 2, 2010

Blaren

Short for black Karen.

That Blaren just called the po po on me because I cut across her lawn.

by Guy Fawks April 8, 2021

BLAREN

A woman of color, usually rich, or works in Hollywood and is the kind of person who is unhappy when little things don't go their way. Often times Racist, and cries racism, yet will more than happily cash the check received from white people.

That woman is Such a BLAREN. she bitches about working with white people, and tries to call out racism, acting like a know it all and yet will gladly cash the paycheck she makes working with white people. She's a Black- Karen.

by ZERO COOL 75 April 22, 2020

blarens

'Blarens' is slang for 'blatantly'. It is often used for speed, despite the fact it is only one syllable shorter than the original word. It is also used to add to an edgy image to an otherwise deeply uncool person.

"They're blarens gonna win now!"
"My choonz are better than yours, blarens!"

by Not Kylie Minogue September 3, 2006

busty-blausen

n. well-endowed woman generally found serving Bavarian beer in amusingly ornate steins at Oktoberfests.
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Ve should go to Eckville and check out the busty-blausen mit de shirten-low and the lowen-brau.

Nein! I am allergen to oomp-pa-pa accordion music.

by gnostic1 July 23, 2011

Blaren

Noun: A person of blistering personality, caustic, loud obnoxious. A person that throws public tantrums, directed towards person or people usually with demands to be obeyed.

I just watched a video of a Blaren, demanding a refund from a drive through fast food restaurant while it was on fire. The Blaren demanded the workers go inside the smoking building to refund her money.

by biggtrouble August 5, 2020