Blarta
The ship name for two lovers connected by the power of happiness. This one word refers to two people, but condenses their names into one, so you can address them as one.
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Orange Blastaphon
Orange Blastaphon is an alcoholic beverage consisting of three ingredients. It is 3 parts Crystal Weiss beer and one part gin and one part Fresca, Wink, or Squirt. Sounds terrible but it is actually refreshingly delicious.
Last night Jim made Dave and I Orange Blastaphons and then we went out and got Gorilla Farts at the bar to thank us for letting him use our hatchet for his fire pit and to celebrate Tim coming out of the closet and finally admiting his ultra gayness.
Orange Blastaphon by Sir Mungs Alot February 19, 2009
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Blarta • Blartacious • blartard • Blart Attack • Blart-a-thon • blart • bartard • blarting • blastard • Blarted
Blerta
An intelligent, sexy, smart and trustworthy person. She will give up anything that is everything for a person she loved. A Blerta will try to make everything better when things are down. Blerta wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her but she will try to still love that one person. Blerta will never let someone give up. She has a heart full of gold. She can also be quite shy until she gets to know you then she is bright as a star. She finds the beauty in everything. She tends to be very cautious when it comes to guys and romantic relationships because all the men she have dated in the past or just the men that broke her heart but when she does love she gives them their full heart. She is a wonderful secret keeper and always a great shoulder to cry on. Treat her with as much respect as she treats you and she will never backstab you, walk all over her and treat her like crap and you're going to regret it cause she’ll forgive but never forget. If you are ever so lucky to meet a Blerta or have one in your life never let go of her she will be the best friend you can have and she will have your back through some crazy shit, you'll never have to fight any kind of battle alone cause she will always be there when you need her. Meet one and she will love you until the end of time that is if you don’t stomp all over her heart because you’ll regret the day you ever crossed a Blerta. They always keep their word.
blarted on the job
When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise
"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"
blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015
bartard
bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!