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A sarcastic asshole with shit hair. He is secretly rich and gloats about how smart he is. He has very weak thighs but is fast as fuck boi! But it's cool mannn. (May be gay)
Bartaj is daddy
Bartaj by mrey97 November 29, 2018
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a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.
Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard
bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017
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Barta is a last name for great people. A Barta usually is very attractive and talented. Always successful, especially in things like sports and music. If you ever find someone with Barta in their name, keep them in your life, because they are special. Sure, they may be a little intimidating with how great they are, but it’s in their blood. They’re whole family will be attractive and good looking, you might find yourself asking if they’re models or something.
Oh of course he’s good at that! He’s a Barta!

Why are all the Barta’s so good looking!?
Barta by Tara Davenport July 26, 2018
A last name for a bad ass family who work to buld every thing they have so it can become better
His last name is barajas
Barajas by haha lol19 May 5, 2015

Bartaloan 

to swindle, to obtain money, deceitful methods, deceptive in multiple ways.

"To make or try to make (someone) do something they don't want to."

Bartaloan; (Bart-A-Loan) to swindle, convince, preasure or munipulate. someone into buying, take ownership for something they don't need or want, but making them think that they want or need it.
Dude, I'm gona bartaloan this guy into this new car, so I can have party money this weekend.
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bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge 

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.
During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.
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