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(noun) A word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pronounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.
1.) "Can you pass me that blargun so I can serve up the food?" (They gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) "The blarguns are in the bag on the desk." (There is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word 'sweets').
Blargun by Small fish October 1, 2012
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Blargin it 

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.
"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"
Blargin it by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.
Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

blarginsnarf 

A word used to end a conversation, usually when something personal is mentioned.
so, did you ask her o- BLARGINSNARF!

Did you eat my chocolates!? Blarginsnarf!
blarginsnarf by Axe the avenger April 12, 2008

blargenshnuggle 

a phrase used when a comeback can not be thought of
Person 1: You are such a loser.
You: Ya well, blargenshnuggle.
Person 1: Wow I got served.
blargenshnuggle by britain July 13, 2006
a word used, generally while excited, to express nothing of importance yet conveys to the listener that you are cool enough to combine blase awith arg, and are therefore a French pirate

alternately, it can be an expression of boredome

it may also be used to confuse, since it has no meaning
"What's up?"

-"Blargus..."

"What?"

-"Blargus!"
blargus by xXFeral_KittyXx May 5, 2011

Blargenstine 

A more intense version of "blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration. Considered an intense explicative of "Blarg!"
A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself. He would state emphatically: "Blargenstine!" and then laugh, feeling quite embarrassed but comical.