Blandle

To mindlessly stir, arrange, or play with food on your plate when you are bored or full, without actually eating any of it.

He (blandle)d with his food

Blandle by iheardit September 22, 2026

blander 

An object that is blatantly right in front of a person or even on their persons, but her/she cannot see the object and wonders where the object is located.

Blander occurs as Nancy cannot find the scissors although she is holding them in her hand.

blander by Nancy Handler April 25, 2006

Blandgela 

The name Blandgela is derived from 'Bland' meaning "devoid of any distinctive or stimulating characteristics", and 'Angela' meaning "Small, short catlike person. Very easy to tease, but there's no reason to tease an Angela because they're very sweet." A Blandgela is a tan italian female, who in the summer is typically referred to as a "Tangela" (not to be confused with a sexual move where multiple men tangle up their dicks and attempt to have sexual intercourse with the women. Although Blandgela's wouldn't oppose). Blandgela's, or Blandge's, are often seen sporting multi-colored nike's or nursing pants. They are mostly known for their extraordinary hand-jobs, or "handgela's." Blandgela's, although rare, can usually be found in afghangela driving a white vangela. Important to note that when encountering a Blandgela, a popular defense technique is to scream "Mama Mia!" as loud as possible. They don't like that shit..

Bob: Oh shit there's a Blandgela!

Andy: What?! Can it teach me how to Dougie?

Bob: ... no... but it can give you a handgela.

Andy: Deal

Blandgela by FOXXXXXXY November 18, 2010

Blandeur 

Antonym of grandeur. The quality of something ordinary and uninspired hyped up as if it were unique and splendid.

The blandeur of Chevrolet's ad campaign for new subcompact was impressive for a car nobody wanted.

Blandeur by GattoDiavolo May 21, 2008

blindlessly 

blindlessly
1)to be with sight
2)to operate without blindness
3)completely fake word.
This is an improper / fake word i heard a person use at the bar last night. He used it in a sentence like, you cant go blindlessly through life, (eg, bob charged blindlessly up the stairs).

however this word cannot be used interchangeably with 'blindly', as this horribly mangled and fake word contains within it a double negative.

thus, the other definitions on urban dictionary regarding this word are deficient and seem to disregard the basic structure of the word. this word cannot be used interchangeably with blindly, it means exactly the opposite. while being horribly fake and mutated.
****(I would thus request that the editors of UD make my entry the primary source for this definition, as it is the only definition which is derived from the structure of the word, and thus correct)

1) to be blind is to be with out sight
2)to be blind-less is to be with sight, or to be not without sight.
3)blindlessly: is then just a horrible mutant word birthed from a drunken encounter with the proper vernacular

blindlessly by Philip bazelli December 30, 2008

blandest 

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

blandest by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

Bandlez

n. (noun) / ban-duhlz
A riddim duo consisting of meme lords who know how to put memes in a track and knows who Mr. Yoi was.

One of the people who did Weeble Wobble for the Weeble Wobble EP.

Person 1: "Yo, Bandlez released a new track on Disciple!"
Person 2: "weed haha"
Person 1: "yes weed haha lmao"

Bandlez by wildk4t January 31, 2023