Blandles 

The unfortunate bulges that are a result of wearing a bra that is too small.

A portmanteau of 'Boobs' and 'Lovehandles'.

OMG look at Hannah's blandles!! They look like two sheep poos escaping from her bra!

Blandles by Penny24 April 5, 2011

blindlessly 

blindlessly
1)to be with sight
2)to operate without blindness
3)completely fake word.
This is an improper / fake word i heard a person use at the bar last night. He used it in a sentence like, you cant go blindlessly through life, (eg, bob charged blindlessly up the stairs).

however this word cannot be used interchangeably with 'blindly', as this horribly mangled and fake word contains within it a double negative.

thus, the other definitions on urban dictionary regarding this word are deficient and seem to disregard the basic structure of the word. this word cannot be used interchangeably with blindly, it means exactly the opposite. while being horribly fake and mutated.
****(I would thus request that the editors of UD make my entry the primary source for this definition, as it is the only definition which is derived from the structure of the word, and thus correct)

1) to be blind is to be with out sight
2)to be blind-less is to be with sight, or to be not without sight.
3)blindlessly: is then just a horrible mutant word birthed from a drunken encounter with the proper vernacular

blindlessly by Philip bazelli December 30, 2008

blandest 

your favorite, your razor, your savior, favorite of your favors. someone you keep around to remind you what not to become, or when not to be calm.

" She's my blandest."

blandest by The Girl With the Most Cake August 11, 2009

Father Bandles 

Smol

Father Bandles is short as fuck.

Father Bandles by EXYPHRA July 25, 2021

Blankles 

A reference to a pair of legs that have a little defined end of the calf area as well as a little defined beginning of the ankle area.

Erin hasn't quite graduated to the cankle status, but her blankles are working on it.

Blankles by A-FIZZ May 30, 2008

Blankles 

Basically black man ankles

Muhammed has such blankles

Blankles by Carlos the moleman July 13, 2009

blindlessly 

Incorrect usage of the word blindly; popularized by a user on the Dragonblight WoW realm forums when he attempted to link to an inane defintion in order to justify his incorrect usage.

"'Nigel charged blindlessly up the stairs.' I couldve used "blindly" but either one works. Its a forum, not a term paper or a book report."

blindlessly by Dblight1 May 11, 2006