Bafandicap 

A person who is smart but acts like an mentally ill person

Person 1: she is so smart but she acts like an idiot

Person 2: she's a bafandicap bruv!

Bafandicap by Bafandicap October 30, 2017

Bandicapped 

incapable of playing any musical instrument whatsoever.
musically challenged in every way.

ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*

Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!

ryan: :''''[

Bandicapped by Flyingblindlyforthintoyonder April 5, 2008

brandicapped 

Wearing one brand shoes and another brand socks or other article of clothing

That dude with the Nike shoes and Adidas socks is brandicapped

brandicapped by Oblio59 January 7, 2018

Blandicap

A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.

"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"

Blandicap by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025

Blandicap

A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.

"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"

Blandicap by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020