Bandicapped

incapable of playing any musical instrument whatsoever.
musically challenged in every way.

ryan: i'd like to try out for the band!
*plays*

Jimmy: Dude! theres no way you can be in the band-your just so bandicapped!

ryan: :''''[

Bandicapped by Flyingblindlyforthintoyonder April 5, 2008

brandicapped

Wearing one brand shoes and another brand socks or other article of clothing

That dude with the Nike shoes and Adidas socks is brandicapped

brandicapped by Oblio59 January 7, 2018

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Blandicap

A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.

"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"

Blandicap by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025

Blandicap

A Blandicap (bland-handicap) is a white guy whos bad looks should hold them back in the world but for some reason they always got bitches. Like that average/boring guy dating a super hot girl, but no one can figure out why. Their personality is typically super annoying and they use stupid tiktok slang like "fine shyt" and "type shi" and they always make fun of hot girls because they are super insecure.

"Bros a Blandicap, I don't understand why she likes him."

"I would kms if i looked like him"

Blandicap by Thatguy_3005 March 15, 2025

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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