Blancomat

Mensch oder Maschine? Menschine! Blancomat ist eine drum machine aller erster Güte. Sitzt sie hinter dem Schlagzeug, verwandelt sie sich in eine Mischung aus dem Duracell Hasen und dem Tier von der Muppet Show. Blancomat ist die erste halb menschliche drum machine. Erinnert eure Enkel daran.

Schalt den Blancomat ein, wir brauchen hier Mal ein paar tighte drums.

by Emma Dilemma 1000 November 21, 2021

blancoat

A clothing article that is a combination of a blanket and coat.

Norman, it's very cold outside! Don't forget to wear your blancoat.

by Piklz March 19, 2017

blancmange

1. a boring or rather uninteresting person

2. typical cornstarch-thickened pudding popular in England

3. A space pastry from the andromeda glaxy who wish to turn all the englishmen into scotts men in order to win wimbleton.

Look, Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample have come on to the court, it appears they intend to eat the blancmanges.
Horray! this is a good day for man ind

by erin November 13, 2004

Blancmanging

Verb: The act of scissoring between two grotesquely obese individuals. (usually lesbians)

Jesus christ I've just vomited myself inside out at the sight of those blubbersom whales blancmanging!

by aporcupine September 25, 2009

blancomascuphobia

A fear of white men purely for reasons of race, sex, and prejudice. Usually stemmed from ideas such as all white men being racists, maniacs, rapists, psychopaths, sex-hungry freaks, or having extra privilege purely for being a white male.
For use as an adjective: blancomascuphobic

Carl: You're fighting for equality? I thought we were already equal.
Stacy: Then why do white men make more from a job than anyone else?
Carl: That isn't true, you just have blancomascuphobia.

by JayKayIsMyName February 17, 2020

blancatarian

person who only eats white meat.

I cannot eat those ribs I am a blancatarian.

by Zurigol July 13, 2009

Blackmates

2 African americans destined to be together sexually and through marital status

Joe: Hey Tyson look at that smoking black womans booty!!!!

Tyson: Dayyyumm I thank that dat hoes and me are Blackmates.

by SexJ June 22, 2011