4 definitions by JayKayIsMyName

blancomascuphobia

A fear of white men purely for reasons of race, sex, and prejudice. Usually stemmed from ideas such as all white men being racists, maniacs, rapists, psychopaths, sex-hungry freaks, or having extra privilege purely for being a white male.
For use as an adjective: blancomascuphobic

Carl: You're fighting for equality? I thought we were already equal.
Stacy: Then why do white men make more from a job than anyone else?
Carl: That isn't true, you just have blancomascuphobia.

by JayKayIsMyName February 17, 2020

The Greasy Strangler

The sexual act of cooking a piece of bacon, then allowing the bacon and extra grease to cool, then collect the grease. From there, place the bacon on your partners chest. Eat the bacon off while masterbatong with the extra bacon grease.

I just got back from the grocery store; I got some bacon so me and Stacy can do The Greasy Strangler

by JayKayIsMyName December 20, 2020

touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.

Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!

by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019

blancafemaphobia

A fear of white women purely for reasons of race, sex, and prejudice. Usually stemmed from ideas such as all white women being basic, stupid, dog-fuckers, rude, and/or insensitive.
For use as an adjective: blancafemaphobic

Carl: Hey, what do you think about Stacy?
Jamal: Fuck Stacy, she's a bitch
Carl: Man, it sounds like you have blancafemaphobia!

by JayKayIsMyName February 18, 2020