Definitions by CertifiedSapphicSimp

Blanchett 

noun. a straight woman who gives off massive lesbian vibes. ex: Cate Blanchett

What the FUCK, man? I've fallen for ANOTHER Blanchett! That's the third one this year!

Blanchett by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021

Frankenstein 

verb. to thoroughly enjoy making something, but then realize you hate what you've made when you finish it.

Dude, I totally Frankensteined that painting I did last week. I might have to yeet that one.

Frankenstein by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021

Gatsby 

verb. to become so stupidly enamored with someone that you inadvertently create an unreasonably perfect idea of them and then become disappointed if they do anything that differs from that idea.

I will vibe check you so hard if you Gatsby over another middle-aged actor.

Gatsby by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021

Paulson 

1. verb. to fall to the ground and screech at the top of one's lungs when scared (like Sarah Paulson).

2. verb. to dance poorly and chaotically with no shame (like Sarah Paulson).

1. Bro, remember when you hardcore Paulsoned at that haunted house last year?

2. Y'all wanna Paulson with me at hoco this year?

Paulson by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021