bampire

a baby vampire (baby + vampire = bampire); refers to nocturnal or crepuscular infants with milk digestion issues (we know what they really want... BLOOD)

Because the bampire had not yet grown his fangs, his grandmother opened a vein for him.

by Ingrid Crantz April 11, 2011

Bampire

Someone who you dont know if they are a vampire, but they totally could be

Hey Verita, Alex is totally a vampire.
Well maybe Fox, but for now he is just a Bampire

by Limp_potat January 20, 2020

Blampire

A Blonde Vampire.

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"

by Aliwishus April 4, 2013

Bumpire

Homeless vampires that live in the urban jungle. Vampires that lose their jobs.

"Dracula is all washed up. He's now a bumpire living in Skid Row."

by pjeezy80 April 15, 2013

brampire

When bitten by a brampire 12 hours after the infection causes the urge to buy polos sperrys and golf shorts. 16 hours after infection words like bro sweet wicked legit and classy spray out somewhere in every sentence. 24 hours after they are completely turned and become a total douche bag.

Dude have you seen cody?
Yea I think he got bit by a brampire.
How do you know?
He's wearing polo shoes!

by neeshabroochil64 June 22, 2010

Blampire

a mixture of bat and octopus in which smells like cheese.

What's that smell? Oh my gosh it's a blampire!!

by Blampire101 December 10, 2011

Bumpire

A butt vampire.

I was bitten by a bumpire and now shit blood. Or maybe my haemorrhoid is acting up again.

by maznix March 20, 2016