Bladmonger

A broad term without a particularly precise definition. Bladmonger could be used in situations of humorous aggression or brutality, perhaps to denote someone who is enraged by prank calls from youths who need their locks smithin'.

What fish is to the fishmonger, blood is to the bladmonger, but with crucial differences. A bladmonger might in some way interact with and utilise bloody stuff, not literally, but metaphorically by connection to other blad-like terms and phrases, such as bladpag, what the blad, bladdybara, and of course, bladdy 'ell.

It could also be used as a throwaway word without any meaning or relevance to anything whatsoever.
Papman McShabbish: 'I phoned Shabby Norris last night to get my locks smithed.' Krubbaye: 'oh yeah? What a bladmonger.'

Little Joe Skinless: 'Oi Mr. Baba, the read the latest about Sergeant Walrus in the local papes?' Mr. Baba 'Yeah man, that breh is a total bladmonger.'
by Yayababa January 09, 2025
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Barsh

If something is barsh, barshy or barshed then dependant on context the primary meaning would be that of something which ruined, foul or rotted up large.
Fred: 'Ah Clarke mate! Was given the foullest burg in the joint'
Shab: 'Mate that's barshy!

Little Jimmy: 'Fred ain't given my grinder back in time,'

Crackus McGee: 'What a proper barshman!'

Clartus: 'Monged handing my essay in yesterday'
Nanar: 'That's a bit of a barsh'

'I didn't hear a word Shabba was saying, he was chatting complete barsh!'
by Yayababa January 14, 2015
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