Blacktitus
Blacktitus by Shakespeare III September 6, 2011
Words you can keep
blamatitus
Blamatitus is the disease in which you can't take your own responsibility, therefore you must blame other/things. In order to be diagnosed you have to blame someone who gave you this disease.
blamatitus by mrsupernova December 13, 2014
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Blacktimus Prime
A hilarious spin on the popular 'Transformer' "Optimus Prime" that can either be used as 1) a racial slur or 2) a joke amongst friends that isn't (or is) meant to be offensive.
Blacktimus Prime was naturally good at basketball because he was used to shooting, running and stealing. Also, Blacktimus Prime is a natural at transforming, thus giving an example of him being both black, and a transformer.
Blacktimus Prime by Blacktimus Himself February 24, 2009
blactitude
The bitter attitude occasionally given by a few african american females under the age of 35 to white people of all ages. This attitude would leave one to believe she has been somehow personally wronged. This would not refer to older african american females as they may be justified in their attitude due to actions prior to 1980. Commonly found in the service industry when dealing with the public. Acting as though they are doing you a favor when in fact, they are being paid to assist you as part of their job. Usually considered a form of reverse racism.
That saleswoman gave me a lot of blactitude when I asked her to help me find a dress.
That cracker asked me to help her find a dress, can you believe that! Just because I work here doesn't mean I want to wait on Her!
That cracker asked me to help her find a dress, can you believe that! Just because I work here doesn't mean I want to wait on Her!
blactitude by North of MasonDixon August 22, 2006
Blackitude
The identical personality traits surrounding inner-city black women who throw insults back on others as self defense mechanisms resulting from not having a father during her childhood.
Blackitude by KeithStone89 November 12, 2010
Blackitude
attitude most often adopted by black people to demonstrate a total lack of enthusiasm or care for any task undertaken. Usually accompanied by a noise produced by sucking of the teeth to further illustrate a lack of regard for virtually any situation which requires effort or verbal communication.
"can I have a latte please, counter monkey?" - followed by Blackitude - shrugging of shoulders, 'hip hop' style disabled strut, teeth sucking and 30 minute production time for latte by said counter monkey.
If while riding a bus the driver applies the brakes suddenly to avoid a collision this will likely cause a cacophany of teeth sucking creating the atmosphere of an aviary inside the bus. Most likely to happen in East London, especially Hackney.
If while riding a bus the driver applies the brakes suddenly to avoid a collision this will likely cause a cacophany of teeth sucking creating the atmosphere of an aviary inside the bus. Most likely to happen in East London, especially Hackney.
Blackitude by Crakka October 9, 2006
Blacktousintolerant
1. An excuse to not have to talk to or be around black people for whatever reason.
2. You are literally allergic to black people.
2. You are literally allergic to black people.
Tarquel: Hey man, you friends with john?
Rick: *cough cough* Sorry sir, im Blacktousintolerant. I have to leave.
Rick: *cough cough* Sorry sir, im Blacktousintolerant. I have to leave.
Blacktousintolerant by TheUrbanDictator February 27, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!