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Blacktitus

Blacktitus: Someone who thinks they are black and acts gangster.
He has a severe case of Blacktitus
by Shakespeare III September 6, 2011
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blamatitus

Blamatitus is the disease in which you can't take your own responsibility, therefore you must blame other/things. In order to be diagnosed you have to blame someone who gave you this disease.
God Tony has blamatitus
by mrsupernova December 13, 2014
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Blacktimus Prime

A hilarious spin on the popular 'Transformer' "Optimus Prime" that can either be used as 1) a racial slur or 2) a joke amongst friends that isn't (or is) meant to be offensive.
Blacktimus Prime was naturally good at basketball because he was used to shooting, running and stealing. Also, Blacktimus Prime is a natural at transforming, thus giving an example of him being both black, and a transformer.
by Blacktimus Himself February 24, 2009
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blactitude

The bitter attitude occasionally given by a few african american females under the age of 35 to white people of all ages. This attitude would leave one to believe she has been somehow personally wronged. This would not refer to older african american females as they may be justified in their attitude due to actions prior to 1980. Commonly found in the service industry when dealing with the public. Acting as though they are doing you a favor when in fact, they are being paid to assist you as part of their job. Usually considered a form of reverse racism.
That saleswoman gave me a lot of blactitude when I asked her to help me find a dress.

That cracker asked me to help her find a dress, can you believe that! Just because I work here doesn't mean I want to wait on Her!
by North of MasonDixon August 22, 2006
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Blackitude

The identical personality traits surrounding inner-city black women who throw insults back on others as self defense mechanisms resulting from not having a father during her childhood.
Dog-woof woof!!

Woman with blackitude- Yo shu da fuck up dawg you don't even know me!

Dog- arf?
by KeithStone89 November 12, 2010
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Blackitude

attitude most often adopted by black people to demonstrate a total lack of enthusiasm or care for any task undertaken. Usually accompanied by a noise produced by sucking of the teeth to further illustrate a lack of regard for virtually any situation which requires effort or verbal communication.
"can I have a latte please, counter monkey?" - followed by Blackitude - shrugging of shoulders, 'hip hop' style disabled strut, teeth sucking and 30 minute production time for latte by said counter monkey.

If while riding a bus the driver applies the brakes suddenly to avoid a collision this will likely cause a cacophany of teeth sucking creating the atmosphere of an aviary inside the bus. Most likely to happen in East London, especially Hackney.
by Crakka October 9, 2006
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Blacktousintolerant

1. An excuse to not have to talk to or be around black people for whatever reason.

2. You are literally allergic to black people.
Tarquel: Hey man, you friends with john?

Rick: *cough cough* Sorry sir, im Blacktousintolerant. I have to leave.
by TheUrbanDictator February 27, 2011
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