Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

Blackness monster by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

Blackness Monster

aka Blak Ness Monster is an African-Canadian, Toronto based surrealist who's work hints on the struggle and stereotypes of a black male misunderstood. He plays on the fear directed towards his race, and through life experiences, realized he honed the power to manipulate and instill fear in the minds of others. With his bold fashion statements, actions, speech and "Blak" art, he views the world as his social experiment.

- Andy Warhol

Blak ness Monster is a surrealist.
Blackness Monster the FEAR of a black person. Monsters feed on fear.

Blackness Monster by DAndy Warhol October 17, 2011

blackness monster

a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger

tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.

blackness monster by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

Buckness monster 

The lochness monster got buck.
Used to express an extreme emotion.

Person one- "I crashed my car today"
Person two- "Ohh that sucks like the buckness monster.

Buckness monster by StinaC December 25, 2008

bachness monster 

Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.

"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"

bachness monster by Steve Bach February 13, 2008

The Brockness Monster 

The nickname for Sacramento Kings and former University of Washington, Jon Brockman.

I believe in the Brockness Monster!

The Brockness Monster by udubdawgsfan January 7, 2010

blochness monstered 

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"

Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!

blochness monstered by The MAN20 February 25, 2008