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The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.

Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"

Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."

black pants by Jamie Thorpe September 29, 2006

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The Black Pants Brigade

A term used to describe a theoretical group of women across the globe who feel individually compelled to wear black pants in an attempt to minimize the visual impact of their own fleshy pulchritude.

As a longstanding member of The Black Pants Brigade, I recently found the freedom to toss the black pants and began wearing neon lime green pants instead!

The Black Pants Brigade by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2021

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sexy motherfucker in black pants

Jim Morrison

I seen that sexy motherfucker in black pants and the riotess Miami doors concert.

sexy motherfucker in black pants by Cwillcox20AFC January 4, 2017

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Black Jiggle Pants

Tight black stretchy pants usually worn with no underwear that emphasize the buttocks by tightly hugging it yet still allowing it to jiggle when walking. When worn by the wrong individual the results can be devastating. Also known as yoga pants.

Look at Robyn's butt in those black jiggle pants, it makes me want to giggle and dance.

Black Jiggle Pants by Geeski November 16, 2009

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Put your pants back on

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.

"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."

Put your pants back on by Eric Guan October 21, 2011

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givin' the pants back

When you're about to have sex, and you cop out at the last minute, thus giving the pants back to your parnter.

How'd the date go last night?

Givin' the pants back, man... givin' the pants back.

givin' the pants back by voodoom December 6, 2006

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blockpants

Somebody with chronic constipation.

"Here I am, Lingus, for your party, blockpants!"

blockpants by Elwood Reuben October 7, 2003

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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