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black pants

The epitomy of coolness, along the lines of the cat's pajamas and the bee's knees. Also a scapegoat for any negative event in anyone's life. Anyhting can be overcome with black pants.
Man: "Aw, dude, I just found out I have cancer!"

Friend: "...You should've worn black pants."
by Jamie Thorpe September 29, 2006
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The Black Pants Brigade

A term used to describe a theoretical group of women across the globe who feel individually compelled to wear black pants in an attempt to minimize the visual impact of their own fleshy pulchritude.
As a longstanding member of The Black Pants Brigade, I recently found the freedom to toss the black pants and began wearing neon lime green pants instead!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2021
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Black Jiggle Pants

Tight black stretchy pants usually worn with no underwear that emphasize the buttocks by tightly hugging it yet still allowing it to jiggle when walking. When worn by the wrong individual the results can be devastating. Also known as yoga pants.
Look at Robyn's butt in those black jiggle pants, it makes me want to giggle and dance.
by Geeski November 16, 2009
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Put your pants back on

idiom - calm down; chill out.

Usually used when somebody overreacts to a mild situation, requesting that they put their proverbial penis back in their pants.
"How can you eat veal!? Don't you know about the horribly inhumane conditions the baby cows are subjected to? It's an abomination!"
"Woah man. Put your pants back on."
by Eric Guan October 21, 2011
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givin' the pants back

When you're about to have sex, and you cop out at the last minute, thus giving the pants back to your parnter.
How'd the date go last night?

Givin' the pants back, man... givin' the pants back.
by voodoom December 6, 2006
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blockpants

"Here I am, Lingus, for your party, blockpants!"
by Elwood Reuben October 7, 2003
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