Black Anus

Slang name for the restaurant with a similar sounding name.

We had Black Anus last night.

by onewomansslave July 1, 2009

Black Anus Syndrome

Also known as BAS. When you take a really thick slam and the turd breaks off early, but you don't know it so you wipe black doodey all over yourself.

BAS attacks over 2 million Americans every year. However, there is something you can do to stop it. Swing by your local library and tell them you would like to help in the fight against BAS. Together, we can make a difference.

"Dear Bonita Bertha, I have gone to the bathroom and it may be awhile. Recently, Ive been suffering from Black Anus Syndrome."

by ShagKing October 12, 2007

black anus burger

A reference to the Black Angus Burger, from the point of view of someone who does not enjoy them.

Jerry: Hey, Zach, you want a black angus burger?

Zach: Hell no I don't want a black anus burger. Get me a hotdog and some waffle fries.

by NoobHed September 11, 2009