4 definitions by Angry Larry

Anus block

The condition by which one gay man prevents another gay man from getting his buttfuckery on.

Jesus fuck! That is the fifth time Tom Cruise anus blocked Richard Simmons today!

by Angry Larry September 19, 2017

ninefinger

Basically this is the sickest and most painful insult you can hurl at a gay person. Not that there is anything wrong with it.

Jesusfuck! That is the third time today that Creepyass Ninefinger tried to cornhole Tom Cruise! The Worst Part of All is that, being the Nutless Wonder that he is and all, Ninefinger's Crickety Tenth Finger somehow always gets jammed up That Place Trump wants to cut off all Legal Immigration from.

by Angry Larry January 16, 2018

Whiny Old Bill

A fecal smudge on the screen of cable television caught in an endless loop of pitiful whining.

"Bill Maher. Bill Maher? Oh you mean Whiny Old Bill. Yeah. No."

by Angry Larry March 12, 2023

Shitassitude

A World View bereft of anything decent, human or sanitary in its relentlessly disgusting pursuit of thrusting fecal matter in the face of Christian Civilization.

"The Shitassitude of Donald tRump was on Full Display when he and his acolytes organized the January 6th Insurrection for the sole purpose of thrusting his fecal matter in the face of Christian Civilization.

by Angry Larry September 22, 2021