Blåhjon

Ord för polis som gör godtyckliga bedömningar. D.v.s där det inte behövs ett ingripande.

Polisen: du kommer att få åka med oss för tillnyktring
Personen: ditt jävla blåhjon, jag har ju bara druckit en öl.

by SuperVikingen January 7, 2026

Blahjob

1. When you don't want to move but still need a blow job 2. When the blowjob doesn't meet the performance standards 3. When she doesn't want to move to give you a blowjob.

That was one blahjob. Barely felt anything.

by Melolicious March 2, 2015

blahjob

A slang term for fellatio; alternative to beej or blow job. Used by females to indicate a level of disinterest in fellatio or to create an atmosphere of disinterest in the mind of a male partner.

"Whassa matter baby? Donchu wanna blahjob? You would rather go down on me? Oh, if you insist..."

by Tilti October 24, 2008

blahoonkas

Very Large female mammalia or breasts, to the point where they are overly fascinating and/or obsequious and cause for an instant erection upon sight.

Look at those blahoonkas, I cannot even imagine those in a swimsuit without changing my boxers.

by jacokio August 3, 2010

Blahjob

Getting a blowjob while youre taking a shit.

Yo dude you know Karen. She gave me a blahjob yesterday, it was Awesome.

by PimpLotion September 1, 2019