Bjort

(v) To noisily expel gaseous matter from a small, puckered, Icelandic orifice.

Jumping Jesus, did you just bjort?!?

by not_my_name December 8, 2004

Björt

Björt is very funny person and kind when she wants to be. She is very pretty, crazy and will kill a person for you if she really loves you. She likes to party but she is a jealous type and sensitive but hides it but not her anger. Always hang around her because she need’s that. If you have a Björt in your life don’t let her go keep her forever.

Someone: hey it’s the girl that was dead last party.

Her friends: yeah it’s Björt but she isn’t always like that she is very fun to be around.

by Hallo Beautiful November 22, 2021

Bjornanotasexual

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.

Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual

by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022

Björk cute

A person who is very attractive in a sort of strange way. This term is used for people who have features that might he off-putting to some, but makes them that much more attractive to others. This term only applies to facial features, and doesn't apply to body types such as overly skinny or fat people.

"She björk cute, so she really fine, just sort of weird" -Aminé

by keke_doesn't_love_you September 26, 2018

Bjornayesasexual

Someone who loves Bjorn but definitely in a sexual way.

Gabe definitely isn’t a bjornayesasexual.

by Gabe W.P. March 22, 2023

bortchilism

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching

1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?

by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011

Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007