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Jacob Bixenman 

Jacob, or more commonly known as a giraffe because of his long neck is an American model who has been associated with popular brands such as Ford Models. Prior to modeling he was studying an English major in southern California. Since 2016, Jacob has been dating smol bean Troye Sivan, though they refer to themselves as good mates which we all know isn't true considering all the tracob pictures. He currently resides in Los Angeles, [California'
Yo do you see that giraffe over there?

Don't you mean Jacob Bixenman?

jacob bixenman 

A beautiful Model from California. Made his own shirt with a very beautiful design on it. Is s**ner or later to win the award for "most beautiful man of the year". He has 236k up till the moment 1.5.18 . He is the sweetest person as said by his friends and fans. People adore him and you should too. Also people might know him for being Troye Sivan's boyfriend. (of course). This was made by a fan. I was trying to sound proffesional ok?
ugh he is so much like Jacob Bixenman

Jacob Bixenman 

Jacob Bixenman is the worlds most caring, outspoken, beautiful human being in the world. Best known for modeling and being Troye Sivan’s boyfriend, he has 600k on instagram and it just keeps on growing. Jacob is a huge inspiration to so many people, and has helped in mine and i’m sure many others lives more than he knows. In conclusion he is the cutest, goofiest, smartest person that has ever come to be and is to be protected at all costs.

Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.
Person A: hey did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?

Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.
Jacob Bixenman by idkx1000 May 5, 2019
"What did you have for breakfast Ollie?"
"I had wheatabix!"
"Who else here likes wheatabix?"
"Well Teb sure does love to get bixed"
bixed by Ollie December 29, 2004
A word for drunk. Bixed applies to when you're so drunk you don't remember the name of the girl/guy you may or may not have kissed at the party last night which itself may or may not have happened. Derived from the popular breakfast cereal "Weetabix" which (much like alcohol) shouldn't be consumed in large quantities.
Jack was absolutely bixed last night at the party
Bixed by TheBongoMan August 20, 2017
Anyone who isn't a black female who tries to act like a black female.
I'm not gonna hang out with those bixes because they always are talking shit.
Bixes by niggerfaggor June 30, 2016
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