bixed

To be anally aroused by wheatabix

"What did you have for breakfast Ollie?"
"I had wheatabix!"
"Who else here likes wheatabix?"
"Well Teb sure does love to get bixed"

bixed by Ollie December 29, 2004

Bixed

A word for drunk. Bixed applies to when you're so drunk you don't remember the name of the girl/guy you may or may not have kissed at the party last night which itself may or may not have happened. Derived from the popular breakfast cereal "Weetabix" which (much like alcohol) shouldn't be consumed in large quantities.

Jack was absolutely bixed last night at the party

Bixed by TheBongoMan August 20, 2017

Bixed

Refers to a scenario that often happens in the sport of boxing, where a promoter sets up a fight with an "A side fighter", meaning the guy who is supposed to win, and the "B side fighter", who is has an exceptionally slim chance of winning, and is just there to be a human punching bag.

It's not that the fight is fixed exactly, but due to the low probability of the B side guy actually pulling off an upset, for all effective purposes, that's what you get. A bixed fight.

Gem Mil: "Hey Jaron Ennis is fighting David Avanesyan for the IBF title tonight"
Matt: "looks like Vegas odds give Avanesyan a 2% chance of winning"
Gem Mil: "Ohyeah. Definitely a bixed fight for sure. I'm not shelling out for the PPV, no doubt"

Bixed by monicaheddneck July 14, 2024

Sherknockle-boxed 

"Sherknockle-boxed" is a past tense street word used in South Yorkshire (UK).

Sherknockling involes sexual intercourse in "all" area's of the partners body. Touching, Kisses, oral, and other sexual fantasy's are played out by mostly one lover, while the other lover takes it with passion!

Once the scene is over, the parter that took it with passion has now been Sherknockle-boxed.

Example 1:

Saeed: "Check her walk of shame out!"

Shaun: "Damn!..."

Saeed: "She can't even walk right."

Shaun: "She's been "Sherknockle-boxed" bigtime!"

Example 2:

Sat: "I heard you all night! For 3 hours straight!"

Darren: "because I Sherknockle-boxed her!... I just had to"

Sherknockle-boxed by One Large September 3, 2019

boxed in 

surrounded, out numbered, and stuck in a confined space

we're boxed in. we go out that door and the cops have us!

boxed in by Spaz De Kat March 17, 2009

boxed like a fish

when sapnap exists you tell him he’s boxed like a fish, because he sucks

you’re bad? you’re dogwater? you’re freer than a costco sample? you’re boxed like a fish? you’re freer than a public bathroom? did i ask? any askers? from the makers of frozen 1 comes frozen 2?

boxed like a fish by karl jacobs :) January 17, 2021

boxed like a fish

u got boxed like a fish? ur wiener is built like a tic tac? ur short? grow? ur dogwater? ur literally dogwater? any askers? looking for an asker? did i ask? earnings check? u have none? ur freer than a costco sample? any drillers? looking for a wambulance? a dollar tree headset?
you’re bad? you’re dogwater? you’re freer than a costco sample? you’re boxed like a fish? you’re freer than a public bathroom? did i ask? any askers? from the makers of frozen 1 comes frozen 2?
Where are you going Your lost Dollar tree headset So free Freer then a public restroom Your literally dog water 0 PR Earnings check, oh wait you have none
Boxed like a fish, caged like a zoo animal, Goodwill headset, pawn shop console, freer than soiled underpants , dog water, cat piss, hot dog water, 404 Earnings not Found, shit on like a toilet, go back to 2020 and catch COVID.
your so lost where r u going, Youre lost like your dad, hes never coming home. so sad, your free so free, freer than a dollar off coupon to dollar tree, freer than a white girl with 3 white claws ,I packed you down like I did your step sis last night.0 earns 0 PR , walking shitter welcome to hell, you so dog, boxed you like logan paul shit on you like mcgregor
NEW

Person 1: "Where are you going? Your lost? Boxed like a fish."
Person 2: "SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING MAN."

boxed like a fish by axyine February 7, 2021