Bixenspan

A person who is desperate to look woke on Twitter.

If you did something stupid 30 years ago, Bixenspan may try to ruin your life now.

Bixenspan by DonaldJTrumpHOF March 31, 2022

Jacob Bixenman 

Jacob, or more commonly known as a giraffe because of his long neck is an American model who has been associated with popular brands such as Ford Models. Prior to modeling he was studying an English major in southern California. Since 2016, Jacob has been dating smol bean Troye Sivan, though they refer to themselves as good mates which we all know isn't true considering all the tracob pictures. He currently resides in Los Angeles, [California'

Yo do you see that giraffe over there?

Don't you mean Jacob Bixenman?

Jacob Bixenman by troyesneighborhood_ April 15, 2018

jacob bixenman 

A beautiful Model from California. Made his own shirt with a very beautiful design on it. Is s**ner or later to win the award for "most beautiful man of the year". He has 236k up till the moment 1.5.18 . He is the sweetest person as said by his friends and fans. People adore him and you should too. Also people might know him for being Troye Sivan's boyfriend. (of course). This was made by a fan. I was trying to sound proffesional ok?

ugh he is so much like Jacob Bixenman

jacob bixenman by Trevor Sivan bitch April 24, 2018

Jacob Bixenman 

Jacob Bixenman is the worlds most caring, outspoken, beautiful human being in the world. Best known for modeling and being Troye Sivan’s boyfriend, he has 600k on instagram and it just keeps on growing. Jacob is a huge inspiration to so many people, and has helped in mine and i’m sure many others lives more than he knows. In conclusion he is the cutest, goofiest, smartest person that has ever come to be and is to be protected at all costs.

Person A: hey, did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?
Person B: yeah, i cried six times his words are so fucking powerful.

Person A: hey did you listen to jacob bixenman’s unspoken podcast?

Person B: yeah i cried like six times his words are so fucking powerful.

Jacob Bixenman by idkx1000 May 5, 2019

bidenstance 

The position that "violent overthrow of the government" and "peaceful democratic transfer of power" are equally valid political opinions

Because the DoJ has adopted the bidenstance we can expect many future attempts to violently overthrow the government.

bidenstance by bityz April 27, 2021

jacob bixenman 

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)

random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!

jacob bixenman by tracobnut February 7, 2017

jacob bixenman 

Troye Sivan´s boyfriend, he is a model with beautiful voice and hands

Jacob Bixenman is Troye Sivan´s boyfriend

jacob bixenman by joliette April 26, 2017