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1. that one Mexican mom in her 20's with already 9 kids (and counting)

2. a word to call your friends when they're being assholes and you're in an "interesting" or "creative" mood
1: Julio's mom is from an Asian decent, so is NOT a bitchtaco
2: guy 1- why do you have to be an ass-swab?

guy 2- depends, why do you have to be a bitchtaco?
BitchTaco by TheBiggetBitchTaco March 18, 2017
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A complete slut who nobody in her household/group of friends actually like. Her roots are probably showing and she most likely looks like a rat. Keep your eyes out for a BitchTaco... they're a rare find.
Sarah: Should we invite Clarise on our trip to Egypt?
Melanie: Nah, that BitchTaco would just steal our Asian-hat-wearing future lays.
Sarah: ...True.
BitchTaco by sbeezy88 December 10, 2010
- bitchtaco is a synonym for something/ someone stupid
-also for someone who is a scaredy cat about something/ everything

- a random insult
-"Justin is such a bitchtaco. He doesn't even have the balls to get on the roller coaster "
-"My computer is being such a little bitchtaco! It won't even turn on!"
-" you're a bitchtaco."
Bitchtaco by dvrkclovds May 10, 2014

bitchtato 

a person who is extremely boring a majority of the time, similar to a potato
Chad: “Gruschna, why are you always such a bitchtato?”
Gruschna: *snoring*
bitchtato by Pinky-a-Ring July 7, 2019

Bad Bitchaholic 

A man that is obsessed with high quality women, dime pieces if you will, and will only associate himself(or herself) with the baddest of bitches.
Guy 1: Tron's got it bad son!
Guy 2: What, herpes?
Guy 1: Nah man, all he does is sweat pretty hoes. He's a bad bitchaholic.
Bad Bitchaholic by Kizzythaboss October 24, 2009

ass blasting bitchaloid 

Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

bitchtator

An obnoxiously bitchy girl who thinks she has the right to tell you when to do your english project.
My god did you hear Kim? She's such a bitchtator!
bitchtator by sgr(uber) January 4, 2008
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