BitchScript

Handwriting that is too fancy, too neat, or too pretty to be from the person who wrote it; Feminine like handwriting; A male that has feminie like handwriting.

A female from the urban subculture that creates an elaborate false testimony, in order to save themselves from accusation and/or to accuse or condemn other parties.

Hey man your writing is either BitchScript or I need to meet the lady that wrote this, because she has gotta be a hottie...

Deborah was giving the police the BitchScript like she did not do anything wrong...

by Pointcrossed November 19, 2005

Bitchscript

(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.

I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!

by JediAndi December 2, 2005

bitchacrite

A girl who says on thing and does the total opposite.

Person 1 : "That girl says its better to be yourself, then she acts like a blonde around everyone when she isnt!"

Person 2: "What a total bitchacrite!"

by sneakysound August 29, 2009

Bitchsprint

A style of running adopted by drunken bitches. Self perception is of a Kenyan athlete, but in reality, a ratchet-ass piece of shit is moving frantically from one place to another in a state of extreme inebriation.

When the cops showed up, those drunk girls bitchsprinted for the hills!

by Bretzelbeard July 17, 2015

bitchocrite

a girl that is the biggest bitch on the face of the entire universe, yet she still calls other people bitches. she snarls at people when she sees them, and people talk about her behind her back. the bitchocrite also feels like she owns everyone in the world, and her "friends" are her subjects, like she is the queen of the world.

that girl is such a bitchocrite, she just treats everyone like her doormat.

by coolkid812 May 4, 2006

bitchscuit

A woman (or "bitch") who is only good for cooking and/or baking in the kitchen. Especially biscuits.

Girl: "Hey guys, I lost my job at that office today.."

Guy #1: "I'm sorry."

Guy #1 whispers to guy #2: "Told you, woman who's not a secretary, doesn't belong in the office."

Girl: But I made my famous Chicken Alfredo with mashed potatoes!

Guy #2: "...she's such a bitchscuit."

by Nashen December 9, 2011

Bitchscuit

A bitchscuit is when you drop your biscuit and you call it a bitch

Lucas: hey do you want this bitchscuit?

John: How long was it on the ground

by Wolfythewolf December 11, 2018