JediAndi's definitions

Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.

Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

by JediAndi April 8, 2006

Bitchscript

(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.

I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!

by JediAndi December 2, 2005

Green light

(n.) to give the go ahead
also (v.) give a green light or give the green light

Ok, we got the green light.
You got a green light, make it quick.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

Contract

(adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go

My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

Stretch

(n.) A term of incarceration in prison

I was put away for a long stretch.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

Cop a Feel

(v.) To touch an individual in an intimate manner, usually with sexual intent. Such an act is usually done without the persons consent and is also frequently met with hostility and/or violence.

This chick at the club was so crunk she was letting everyone cop a feel.

I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

Hitter

(n.) Slang term for a professional killer or assassin.

I've got a hitter on my trail.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005