JediAndi's definitions

I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Baitcar

(n.) A vehicle which has been modified by law enforcement agencies to detain any person trying to steal (or jack) it. Usually fitted with an engine immobiliser or remote steering device, concealed cameras and door locks which can be locked by remote. A baitcar does not violate anti-entrapment law as the individual is not enticed into stealing the vehicle.

I got caught jacking a baitcar, got me sent down for a stretch

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Bag of Tits

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

by JediAndi September 8, 2005

JKD

abbrv. Jeet Kune Do, Martial Art developed by the late Bruce Lee which acknowledges the pros and cons of all martial arts and fighting forms and utilises anything that works from any system to achieve a martial art that has no set forms or "moves". See alsoOne Inch Punch

I'm gonna learn JKD, man

by JediAndi April 4, 2003

Stretch

(n.) A term of incarceration in prison

I was put away for a long stretch.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

Green light

(n.) to give the go ahead
also (v.) give a green light or give the green light

Ok, we got the green light.
You got a green light, make it quick.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

How Arch

Retaliatory statement derived from arch enemy or arch nemesis which sarcastically points out how un nefarious a persons actions are. Used to counter a statement of suspicion about another person.

"He has got to be up to something!"
"Ooh, how arch!!"

"She just gave me money and walked away!?!"
"Wow, how arch!!"

by JediAndi September 8, 2005