by JediAndi September 08, 2005
Get the Bag of Titsmug. (n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.
I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.
Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!
Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!
by JediAndi December 02, 2005
Get the Bitchscriptmug. Can be used as a verb (Jonesing) or a noun (a jones). Describes a state in which one experiences strong desire or attraction, often of a sexual nature. Equiv. "to fancy" "crushing on" "to want"
by JediAndi April 04, 2003
Get the Jonesmug. 
Get the JDmug. (adj.) Term used to describe a sexual partner who sleeps with you without receiving something first i.e. Dinner, movie, gifts. You still end up paying for it eventually. Origin - UK mobile telephone payment system.
Atonym - Pay as you go
Atonym - Pay as you go
My girlfriend has put out four times this week, I just know that I'm going to have to pay the contract soon.
by JediAndi September 21, 2005
Get the Contractmug. (v.) To touch an individual in an intimate manner, usually with sexual intent. Such an act is usually done without the persons consent and is also frequently met with hostility and/or violence.
This chick at the club was so crunk she was letting everyone cop a feel.
I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway.
I think that someone copped a feel of my tits on that subway.
by JediAndi September 21, 2005
Get the Cop a Feelmug. (n.) Abbreviated rhyming slang, UK origin. Thrupenny bits are old disused coins with an equivalent value of three pennies. Thrupenny bits is rhyming slang for tits another word for breasts. Only used to describe female's breasts.
Check out the thrups on her!
by JediAndi September 07, 2005
Get the Thrupsmug.