JediAndi's definitions

Don't talk to the hand

A modification of talk to the hand, used to indicate a further level of disinterest.

Hold hand up in front of other person's face, close hand into fist, say "Don't talk to the hand because even he's not interested" Now look away.

by JediAndi April 8, 2006

Bitchscript

(n.) Handwriting which is so neat it could only have been written by a woman. Use of this term does not mean that the writing was done by a woman, it could have just as easily been done by a very effeminate man.

I got note this morning from a secret admirer written in bitchscript.

Man that is some "nice" bitchscript you've got there!

by JediAndi December 2, 2005

Thrups

(n.) Abbreviated rhyming slang, UK origin. Thrupenny bits are old disused coins with an equivalent value of three pennies. Thrupenny bits is rhyming slang for tits another word for breasts. Only used to describe female's breasts.

Check out the thrups on her!

by JediAndi September 7, 2005

Bag of Tits

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

by JediAndi September 8, 2005

How Arch

Retaliatory statement derived from arch enemy or arch nemesis which sarcastically points out how un nefarious a persons actions are. Used to counter a statement of suspicion about another person.

"He has got to be up to something!"
"Ooh, how arch!!"

"She just gave me money and walked away!?!"
"Wow, how arch!!"

by JediAndi September 8, 2005

I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

by JediAndi September 12, 2005

Green light

(n.) to give the go ahead
also (v.) give a green light or give the green light

Ok, we got the green light.
You got a green light, make it quick.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005