Bag of Tits

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

by JediAndi August 21, 2005

Stretch

(n.) A term of incarceration in prison

I was put away for a long stretch.

by JediAndi September 03, 2005

.50AE

The .50 Auto Express is currently the largest calibre of pistol ammunition measuring half an inch in diameter. It is extremely powerful and has an incredible penetrative power. It was designed by and is currently used exclusively in the Desert Eagle Pistol, manufactured by IMI, Israeli Military Industries.

The desert eagle .50AE can crack the engine block of a truck.

by JediAndi April 04, 2003

How Arch

Retaliatory statement derived from arch enemy or arch nemesis which sarcastically points out how un nefarious a persons actions are. Used to counter a statement of suspicion about another person.

"He has got to be up to something!"
"Ooh, how arch!!"

"She just gave me money and walked away!?!"
"Wow, how arch!!"

by JediAndi August 21, 2005

Hitter

(n.) Slang term for a professional killer or assassin.

I've got a hitter on my trail.

by JediAndi September 04, 2005

I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.

by JediAndi September 02, 2005

Thrups

(n.) Abbreviated rhyming slang, UK origin. Thrupenny bits are old disused coins with an equivalent value of three pennies. Thrupenny bits is rhyming slang for tits another word for breasts. Only used to describe female's breasts.

Check out the thrups on her!

by JediAndi August 18, 2005