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bitchscuit 

A woman (or "bitch") who is only good for cooking and/or baking in the kitchen. Especially biscuits.
Girl: "Hey guys, I lost my job at that office today.."

Guy #1: "I'm sorry."

Guy #1 whispers to guy #2: "Told you, woman who's not a secretary, doesn't belong in the office."

Girl: But I made my famous Chicken Alfredo with mashed potatoes!

Guy #2: "...she's such a bitchscuit."
bitchscuit by Nashen December 9, 2011
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Bitchscuit 

A bitchscuit is when you drop your biscuit and you call it a bitch
Lucas: hey do you want this bitchscuit?

John: How long was it on the ground
Bitchscuit by Wolfythewolf December 11, 2018

Bitchsuit 

A piece of equipment used for bondage in which the legs and arms are restrained so the user has to hobble “Like a bitch,”
Stacy looks hot in a bitchsuit
Bitchsuit by Holly_Cat January 22, 2022

Bitchsuit 

A Bitchsuit, pupsuit or dogsuit is a piece of bondage equipment in which the person inside has his/her legs and arms restrained, making him/her walk in all fours, therefore the aforementioned name ‘Pupsuit’. It is normally made out of latex, leather and is normally seen with various straps and harnesses, along with gags and blindfolds.
“Put on your bitchsuit”
Bitchsuit by aula23_YT July 5, 2022

bitchacrite 

A girl who says on thing and does the total opposite.
Person 1 : "That girl says its better to be yourself, then she acts like a blonde around everyone when she isnt!"

Person 2: "What a total bitchacrite!"
bitchacrite by sneakysound August 29, 2009

bitchsquatter 

While playing a first person shooter game online (for example Ghost Recon), standing in one spot where people respawn so it is very easy to rack up kills.
Pete: I am the king of this game, it's toooooooo easy!!
Craig: Knock it off you little bitchsquatter!!!
bitchsquatter by FLYFISHDUDE May 23, 2006

Bitchcunt 

Similar to pussycunt it is mostly referred to males. A bitchcunt is someone that talks themselves up, but are usually the first to run from a fight, the jacks or any other threatening situation.
Dude 1: Where's Con?
Dude 2: He bailed as soon as the shit hit the fan.
Dude 1: What a bitchcunt...
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