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Bitchreal 

It's when you keep it real, bitch
Leffen talks a lot of shit but he's just keeping it bitchreal
Bitchreal by Jcbleu September 14, 2020
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The Australian cult leader of Chase Atlantic, this man does not know how to speak clearly. And often uses “yuh” is every sentence, he also often speaks about his dick.
Person 1: “have you heard the song devilish?”

Person 2: “no not really, I couldn’t understand what Bitchel was saying”
Bitchel by Saxgod July 20, 2019

bitchelorette 

A bachelorette who's a real bitch to guys
Jeannie led four guys on so they'd buy her drinks and dinner this week, what a bitchelorette.
(A combination of the words Bitch and Bushel)
1. a group of annoying girls that will not shut up
2. a gathering of bitches
-I was studying when I was disturbed by a loud and obnoxious bitchel
Bitchel by Solo H December 12, 2010

Bitchballs 

When a woman does something that takes a lot of courage to do
Wow, Jenny just slapped that guy, she's got some real Bitchballs!

Can also be used as a swear word, Ah, Bitchballs! I just smashed my finger!
Bitchballs by Electrowelder May 12, 2012
Real name is normally Michele (one 'L'). Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Looks to deceive. Is nice to face but talk behind back constantly. You can call her Jeffery dahmer because she'll eat your heart out. Manish looking. Looks resembling sea hag, elephants asshole, or a dolphins penis. Pathological lair. Horrible mother. Conceited to the fullest extent. Puts on show but is the biggest pussy. Will stab you in the back at time never expected.
Person 1: My best friend just screwed up my whole life.

Person 2: She sounds like a bitchele.
bitchele by oreogirl June 18, 2015

ass blasting bitchaloid 

Something that markiplier said in a video
My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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