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Bitchologist 

A person that studies peoples bitchassness, and calling them out on it.

See: bitchassness bitchology
Josh: As a professional bitchologist for many years I am calling you out on showing symptoms for your bitchassness! You need to smoke some weed to get in the mind set of "fuck it!". Before this disease gets the best of you!
Bitchologist by joshdangeragain November 4, 2008

bitchologist 

An individual who stands up for themselves, their loved ones, and beliefs. They speak their mind, their thoughts and do things their way without worrying about what others may think.
They will not comprimise what's in their hearts and they live their lives their way.
They will not allow anoyone to step on them, they refuse injustice, and they have courage and strength to be THEMSELVES.
Try and stomp on them, douse their inner flame, or squash any ounce of beauty within them........you will not succeed
Some people call me a bitch. However I am more of a bitchologist. I offer up my opinion even when I'm not asked. I'd rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I am not.
bitchologist by blueyes July 20, 2008

bitchoholic 

a person who is literally addicted to bitching, a person that connot stop bitching no matter how hard they try
would you shut up already damnit! your such a bitchoholic
bitchoholic by christophorus September 3, 2010

She-Bitchologist 

A wannabe Egyptologist who has no qualifications or experience, and gives out bad information as a result.
That concieted forum egyptologist, is nothing more than a She-bitchologist!
She-Bitchologist by 019283746 April 30, 2010

Bitchologist 

The art of being a professional bitch
Most women are professional bitchologist
Bitchologist by Deebo Duvall November 12, 2019

Bitchologist 

When a person specializes in bitching incessantly.
When a woman is on a rant, she is a bitchologist.
Bitchologist by Annette Starr February 23, 2022
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