9 definitions by Phalkon

to gain massive excitement from slapping people.
jason was getting a bit too slap-happy with jeanette last night
by Phalkon November 1, 2004
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stupid poser kid trying to be cool who crumples leaves up and rolls them into paper, pretending to smoke a joint.
dude, josh is such a dumbass. doesn't he know smoking leaves leads to cancer?
by Phalkon November 1, 2004
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To make billions of money and show off in front of middle-aged white women
Dude, did you watch "Apprentice" last night? Trump was totally Oprah!
by Phalkon November 1, 2004
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oh nanashi, you forgot to include the Cure in your bands of early goth punk.

it seems your definition and mine share a few good points, but i'm defining "new" Goth Punk. not the "true" Goth Punk of the 70s and 80s.
the Cure and Siouxsie and the Banshees *ARE* in fact the true definition of Goth Punk, anything today is just crap
by Phalkon December 12, 2004
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The new craze of fashion and mainly music. In all actuality, this is just normal punk with the "musicians" wearing goth clothes (i.e. all black, spikes, shredded clothes, arm bands to the elbow, stuff from Salvation Army, and multicolored hair). Bands like this are Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Avril Lavigne, etc...

If you actually listen to the lyrics of their songs and compare them to those of Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails, or Rob Zombie, you'll find that you're just listening to whiny people with less production work, weaker non-distorted guitars, and cheesy lyrics.
Girl: yo! i just snagged this sweet tie from goodwill, now i look Avril
Guy: tight! i just bought Good Charlotte's new cd, i'm the coolest dude EVER!
Goth Guy: *stabs both with wrist spikes, spits on them, and steals their shit*
by Phalkon November 4, 2004
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taking biatchitude to a whole new level.

the constant state of having a full blown biatchitude
damn julie is such a biatchitudestein, can't that bitch ever say something nice?
by Phalkon November 4, 2004
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