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bitchinticity

noun;1. A state of maximum, supreme, grande, unattainable bitch.
noun;2. Being in the state of being made someone's bitch. When made someone's bitch, you are not able to do shit about it because you are that select individual's bitch.
I was hanging out with Eric, and I then realized that his bitchinticity was too overwhelming for my threshold, and I then progressed to pop that motherfucker in the nuttal sac.

Because of the bitchinticity laid upon Vincent, he was not able to do shit about it.
bitchinticity by Kurtis E. Warner December 22, 2008

Bitchitake-Fu

A fighting style invented by the oldest Mexican in Alberta. It involves flailing one arm around to block attacks, while delivering brutal shin-kicks.
Guy 1: Let's fight!

Guy 2: Bitchitake-Fu!

Guy 1: Ouch! My shins!
Bitchitake-Fu by Sir Farr August 28, 2010

Bitchinitis

A disease in which someone acts like a bitch for an extended amount of time. This disease is contagious.
I diagnosed my girlfriend with "Bitchinitis" this weekend.
Bitchinitis by Kirkland Water December 12, 2010

bitchinize 

to make someone one's bitch, in situation where a person is put in a submissive way while being patronized.
QP Ma bitchinized Emile in order to obtain important information that might help him to score but didn't.
bitchinize by thechowchow March 13, 2020

Bitchilante 

A strong-willed woman fighting for self perceived justice, or acting within a law enforcement capacity without the actual legal authority to do so.
When law enforcement closed her family’s case , the bitchilante was driven by a unstoppable vengeance to seek her own justice.
Bitchilante by Linnas June 13, 2018

bitchkateers 

Combination of bitch and musketeer.

1. A cabal whose unifying theme is their shared need to complain.

2. The group of people you call, text or email when you feel the need to bitch about something.

- coined by Alison the Angry Redhead on August 22, 2005.
This blog will have no useful purpose. It will simply provide my fellow bitchkateers and I with a forum for discussing what the hell is wrong with people.
bitchkateers by iiams September 10, 2005