Bitchicleta
Bitchicleta by anonymous May 26, 2024
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Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta
Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
Si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería Una bicicleta by Drmakneeo November 16, 2014
tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su
in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.
your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'
tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su by tu madre es tu mama June 14, 2011
Bicicleta
Bicicle in Spanish and a really funny word to say that really really pisses ppl off when u say it a lot
Bicicleta
Bicicleta
Ths most important element in the world and universe. To live without this magnificent being in our presence would not be living in general. He is male and female and even a toaster. He claimed all the planets in our solar system after fighting off the terrible lord caballo. He evaporated in the center of our universe becoming the sun.
Bicicleta by Theflyingamazingunicorn February 1, 2017
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