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Bitchshit 

Title given to a slutty, whore who takes pleasure in stealling peoples boyfriends or best friends' crushes or close friends. Is very dim, stupid and aghbah. They fail to understand how the real world and compassion work as they suffer from being a whorey-slut and aghbah.
Anise: She went behind my back and stole him!
Sally: What a bitchshit!
Bitchshit by Aghbah9 December 31, 2009
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bitchshit 

1. (phrase) A phrase used when tension gathers up inside of somebody and they have a dire need to excrete.
2. (noun) The fecal of a female dog. The phrase is generally used when the fecal has a large size
1. (phrase) Man/woman is packing his/her bag for work next day at 2 Am and has a need to excrete and says, "Bitchshit!" quite randomly.

2. (noun) "Wow, that's some bitchshit!" says man pointing at a large pile of excreted fecal.
bitchshit by Andrew R. Manson November 25, 2007

BitchShit 

BitchShit is basically shit that is done by a human being.
Dave]''Hey Terry where were you yesterday,u said we were gon' ball all day''
Terry]''I had to take care of some BitchShit man,my girl did some fucked up shit''
Dave]''What did she do this time''
Terry]''She stole airforce 1's and I gotta pay for that shit''
Dave]''Wait..what the fuck is BitchShit''
Terry]''U don't know what BitchShit is,come on man..alright,it's like shit nonsense or what ever a HUMAN did''
Dave]''Oh alright,well I guess u better take care of your BitchShit''
Terry]''I was gonna ask for some money..''
Dave]''..U kiddin' right,'cause I ain't givin' u fuck''
Terry]''Nahh forget it,see ya around bro''
Dave]''Cool,''
BitchShit by ItsBriana March 20, 2022

BitchaRita

A strong serving of Booze, bitch, and Extra sour baditude with a salty rim that makes your face pucker in disappointment and or disgust.
1. I can’t believe that your GF served up such a strong batch of her BitchaRita last weekend. What a Self absorbed Hoe.

2. Some one please cut him off, he has had enough BitchaRitas tonight.
BitchaRita by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.
Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.
Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

Bitchsuit 

A piece of equipment used for bondage in which the legs and arms are restrained so the user has to hobble “Like a bitch,”
Stacy looks hot in a bitchsuit
Bitchsuit by Holly_Cat January 22, 2022

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.
"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie
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