Bitch my ass 

When a person with a greaseball, bowl lookin haircut who gets peanut butter licked off his balls gets beat up by a sixie and then thinks he can call him his bitch

Nick: Hold my pocket bitch!
Tim: Bitch my ass, fack you!

Bitch my ass by 3rdlinegrind January 20, 2017

Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you

I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

Bitch my fucking ass by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019

kiss my ass bitch 

a fun thing to say to people when they piss you off or you dont like them anyway. Adding the 'bitch' on to the end is for emphasizing the phrase, therefore giving it more strength and effect.

Trent Lott: Ah think thayt the Seperatist Parrty wuz a gooood thang!
Me: Kiss my ass bitch!

kiss my ass bitch by Ryan October 25, 2004

Bitch Fuck Outta My Ass 

A phrase that is said in disgust or resentment, usually used when someone you hate asks you to do something.

"Hey, Richard. Can you get me some milk?"
"Bitch fuck outta my ass."

Bitch Fuck Outta My Ass by Ketysk June 7, 2018

fuck my ass and call me a bitch

Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.

Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?

fuck my ass and call me a bitch by Lax1334 November 23, 2011

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch 

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you 

something i saw to zoinky_k

Zoinky: BADSQAD IS A TRANSPHOBE
Cool Guy BADSQAD: kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you

kiss my ass little cunt ass bitch fuck you by badsqad September 11, 2020