Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.
Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?
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An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")
Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened
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A term invented by mina loves spaghetti to express his fetish desire and insatiable thirst for cocks. It can also be used to show shock or suprise
Mina won the award for the gayest person on the group chat;

"Well fuck my ass and call me a bitch"
by G4nero November 1, 2023
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