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bitch tities 

Another name for someone being controlled by an Asian and/or being a corporate whore. Most commonly named Mike

Bitch Titties 

1. See Man Boobs
2. What you say whenever something terrible happens.
2. I was playing Mario Kart and I was in 1st for a while but now I'm in 12th. Bitch Titties!
Bitch Titties by Drbrendan October 26, 2008

Bitch Titties 

Man with extremely large breasts for his size. Has lots of sagging and looks extremely disgusting. Normally refuses to ever take off a coat or jacket they are wearing to hide there enormous tits.
Dude, that kids got the biggest bitch titties I've ever seen.
Bitch Titties by JustinRyan July 23, 2005

bitch titties 

Karls bitch titties were soo big he couldnt see his dick!
bitch titties by mooseknuckles October 23, 2002

Lying Sack Of Bitch Titties 

A girl, with large tits, who is a liar and generally talks shit of everyone.
Boy #1: Dude, did you see Angelina Jolie say she loves Brad?

Boy #2: Yeah, what a lying sack of bitch titties.

Bitch Titties 

The man boobs belonging to a middle aged retail manager with an afinity for the f bomb and toothpicks....sometimes goes by Perry!!
Wow look at those bitch titties!
Bitch Titties by PuckerQueen September 23, 2005
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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