Bitchtits

To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.

I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits

by The4Pillars January 25, 2011

bitchtits

1) Feminine breasts present on a male's body; the progeny of steroid use, over-eating, or horomonal disorder.

2) A derogatory nickname for a bitchy, silly, annoying person of objectionable moral fiber. Can be used affectionately, or seriously, normally in a command statement in the latter case.

-> "John does tons of 'roids, and has a strange testosterone deficiency, and thus has a set of knockers that merit the wearing of a C-cup sports bra at all times. Man, does he have some bitchtits!"

-> (Dialogue employed for illustratory purpose)
Ando - "Yo bitchtits go get me a coors light!!!"
bitchtits - "I don't want to!! Wahhh!! Did you know I'm a pro paintballer?"
Ando - "You're a bitchtits! Your pathetic nature rules out the possiblility of your posessing any athletic prowess, ever!! Go get me mah fuckin beer!"
bitchtits - "Yes master"

by Äärimmäisen lahjakas vuori pyö September 18, 2012

bitchtit

A derivitive of bitch. Commonly used in circles where the word bitch has lost most of its meaning from over use.

A bitchtit is:
1. (n) A person who lacks all good qualities (i.e. A scenester/DDR freak/a jock)
2. (n)Literal: The tit of a bitch, or female dog.
3. A exclamation, see fuck, balls, shitfuck, ishboo

"That F-ing scenester kid is such a dirty bitchtit!"

by Ishboo June 28, 2006

Bitchtits

a derogatory term used for any beanie wearing, scruffy, long haired individual who plays the drums and bass guitar

Wow, that guy Andrew, he was a real fucking Bitchtits.

by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

bitchtits

A man having tits as big as a bitch's. (A man having huge jugs.)

Quote from Fight Club-
"Bob, Bob had bitchtits.

by ReyZ June 01, 2003

bitchtits

1) the result of a male eating waaaay too much food and resulting in having boobs like a girl's

2) a funny word

1) that kid has bitchtits and he is real fat

2) bitchtits ha ha ha

by irishmoron June 04, 2005

BITCHTITS

Bitchtits are breasts grown on men who are obese and or suffer from low testosterone.

Amos has got some fat saggy bitchtits underneath his ill fitting tee-shirt.

by HeyMzTFNY April 21, 2021