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Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.
Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.
Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

dumb bitchitis 

The symptoms of dumb bitchitis are , when you reply within a second, and he replys in 5 hours, believing he has no hoes, dropping all of your hoes for one guy, and waiting for the "____ is typing..." notification to pop up. If you are showing any of these symptoms please go talk to a doctor immediately.
"I got dumb bitchitis
I might even be a side chick
You take 5 hours, I reply quick
Cuz I got dumb bitchitis" - yung cxreal, baby frankie

bitchiness 

Refers to the level or amount to which a bitch is being bitchy or bitch-like.
"I know you're having a bad day but tone down the bitchiness."
bitchiness by rjoynesjr July 6, 2008

Bitchtitty 

an expletive that describes someone who can dish it out but cries when it is dished back.
Andy dogged us for half the day but when we dogged back he cried like the Bitchtitty he is.
Bitchtitty by Delma Dulanney December 21, 2004

Bitchkite 

A situation where the kite someone is trying to fly suddenly flips and hits another individual on the head
Vico's kite suddenly turned around and bitchkited Zee.
Bitchkite by ZZSZ June 12, 2017

Bitchtits 

To be stealth, unseen, invisible or ninja-like.
I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits
Bitchtits by The4Pillars January 25, 2011
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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