Bitch Slab

That slab of brick or concrete on your porch that your bitch sits on.
"Have you seen my girl?"
"Yeah, she's out on the bitch slab."
by Dingdongbro November 02, 2020
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Bitch Slab

To slap someone with a raw or partially cooked strip(s) of bacon.
I was so mad i had to bitch slab him
by porkweaponry July 05, 2018
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