porkweaponry's definitions

Bitch Slab

To slap someone with a raw or partially cooked strip(s) of bacon.

I was so mad i had to bitch slab him

by porkweaponry July 5, 2018

BITCH SPLASH

An unwelcome soaking; to cause to be wet; to retaliate with liquid element

She neared my vessel in her motorized watercraft cause me to declare "get any closer and I will have to bitch splash you"

by porkweaponry July 6, 2018

Arm huggle

Arm huggle: A sign of affection when two or more people lock opposite arms with hands clasping the others’ forearm: three or more people form a circle embracing the opposite arms of the person to her right and to her left .

The coeds gave a group arm huggle as they said goodnight around the bonfire.

by porkweaponry July 10, 2018