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The BITCH side

Being on the side that you know will get you outta something even if it goes against your homies.

2. Lying about something just to seem cool.
Yo Kyle joined the bitch side by telling jenny he got home at nine.

Side Bitch Stalker 

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

Trophy side bitch 

When your side Bitch is badder, hotter, sexier and more put together than main bitch. She's independent, in control and does her own thing, but she's willing to wait a short determined amount t of time to be main bitch and if it doesn't happen she's out.
Chris said "god damn this woman is so fuckin fine she ain't just a side Bitch she's my trophy side Bitch and one day she'll be my wife, I love this woman.
Trophy side bitch by Angelbabe78 August 25, 2017

side bitch 

A woman that is one level above a jump off but always a step below the wife, wifey, girlfriend. A side bitch must know her part. She does not get holiday's, birthday's (other than her own). While he may meet your family. You will never meet his.
A side bitch is a woman who will have sex on Feb. 1-13 and spend Valentines day alone.
side bitch by class09 January 31, 2009

side bitch 

A female who is having a romantic or sexual relationship with another female's significant other or spouse. She may truly be in love with the "taken" individual. The "taken" person may or may not necessarily reciprocate the feelings, but the fact remains nonetheless that s/he has a "main girl" and is cheating on her with this female.
As it turned out, Ashley was James's side bitch, and we were just as shocked as anyone else.
side bitch by Fredricka-Louise August 23, 2015

Side Bitch 

when a girl is not exactly his girl. Someone who he treats as he should his girl but never commits to her. She usually feels like shit.
Cole: why don't you go with Tanner?
Me: Im just his side bitch....
Side Bitch by AlleyKatt December 29, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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