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Bitch Lights 

Particularly obnoxious lighting that neighbors sometimes use to flood you’re yard with lights just to annoy you.
I wish they would turn their bitch lights off
Bitch Lights by Booooomerrr! October 2, 2019
Words you can keep

Bitch light 

To light someone's pipe, bong, or cigarette as they are incapable at the time.
Hey guy, need a bitch light?
Bitch light by Christoph.m March 23, 2011

Bitch light 

To light your cigarette by holding it up to the burning end of someone else's already lit cigarette and inhaling.
Dammit, my lighter broke, let me bitch light off of your cig.
Bitch light by Brobi Wan Kenobi April 21, 2010

lightbulb bitch 

when you and your friends have led light strips and that one friend has an led lightbulb instead

it can also be used as an insult
V: Yeah, I have LED lights too
S: Your LED lights aren’t strips it’s a lightbulb
P: Lightbulb bitch

S: you ugly ass bitch
P: stfu you lightbulb bitch
lightbulb bitch by badbitcclesbian January 7, 2021

christmas tree light bitch 

A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.
Talia Hughes is a Christmas tree light bitch.

Light-Switch Bitch 

A woman who goes from being awesome and friendly to a complete bitch faster than you can blink. In these women, it will seem almost as if a light switch is flipped inside of them and BAM! they will morph into bitchy bitches.
(In the weight room)

Girl coach: How was your night?!
Athlete: Great thanks for asking!
Girl coach: WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING?! GET TO WORK DAMMIT! YOU'RE SQUATS ARE TERRIBLE!
Athlete (to fellow athlete): Coach is such a light-switch bitch.
Light-Switch Bitch by Alison Von October 19, 2010

The Light Switch Bitch 

When you’ve been talking to a girl for so long and you get to know her so much and then all of a sudden she switches up on you turns into a different person and makes you hate her. .....the light switch Bitch.... here one second; gone the next.
The Light Switch Bitch is the girl that you have been talking to you makes you feel like you know her, then out of nowhere she switches up on you .

Friend: don’t worry about her, Tanisha just a light switch bitch...it’z what she do
You: I know but she made me feel like I was the only one. I gave her all my energy and time. Then her personality DIPPED!

Friend: wow what a light switch bitch!
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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