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Bitch Flex 

Bitch Flex

(verb)

Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now that's a bitch flex.
"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so called girlfriend?"

"Girl, that's a bitch flex."

"I know, right?"
Bitch Flex by Mishee Shan July 25, 2009
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Bitch Flex 

Bitch Flex

Have you ever met one of those guys, you know, the one who sends you a text message when he should have called. One who avoids confrontation by suddenly having to work all weekend or disappears like the polkaroo. One who pretends his phone battery dies when you are having a particularly heated conversation. Or how about the guy you catch cheating and he tells you that he thought, despite the fact that you were sleeping together that he thought you were just friends. Now
that's a bitch flex. On a lighter note, the term may also be
used among friends, in a joking fashion.
"Can you believe the nerve of that guy, not even having the balls to call me back after I confronted him about his so
called girlfriend?"

"Girl, that's a bitch flex."

"I know, right?"
Bitch Flex by Mishee Shan July 26, 2009

bitchlexic

When you are constantly bitchy and can't control it
Jess is so bitchlexic, she told my mom that I got my last std because I'm such a whore.
bitchlexic by GingerMelly December 16, 2016

bitchflex 

the ability to quickly and savagely respond to an insult
Don't talk shit about Gina unless you're ready for her to hit you back. She's got a fast bitchflex.
bitchflex by Whitest Webster August 26, 2016

Bitchlexic

When you only hear the words & sounds that piss you off
Melanie has been so bitchlexic this week that I think it must be shark week.
Bitchlexic by GingerMelly January 31, 2017
A rude know-it-all girl in a physics or engineering class.
Our electical engineering TA is such a bitchflux.
Bitchflux by b1tchpwnslice December 4, 2010

Bitchlexia 

When a woman screws something up, and blames it on her boyfriend.
The check oil light's been on on my girlfriend's car for a week. I pointed it out to her, and she yelled at me like it was my fault. Total bitchlexia.
Bitchlexia by petewhatshisname November 17, 2010